Santa María de los Chingadazos

When La India María becomes your spiritual bodyguard, no culero stands a chance. Armed with braids, blessings, and unshakable sarcasm — she’ll cleanse your aura and your friend list. ¡Cuídame, pero con madrazos si es necesario!

MADE TO ORDER, SHIPS IN 1 WEEK

Product features
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft and lightweight feel.
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit for shape retention.
- Seamless construction reduces fabric waste and enhances comfort.
- Ethically produced, certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Versatile design suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors